Best Job Posting ever!

"The sign said long haired freaky people,
Please Apply"  Image Source 

Hey been busy. Real busy. I will resume (and possibly conclude!) my series on tipping soon. Meanwhile, just had to share this funny ad for a server I saw on Craigslist.

Those of you job-hunting just may learn something from the tips the author posts ;)

"We are looking for a self-motivated experienced server (maybe 2) to join our weird little family at .... We are a bunch of seriously odd people, but we work hard and make decent money. 

There's no uniform, no flair, we don't sing on birthdays. Kids never eat free and we don't have live bands, karaoke, writer's night, or trivia. We DO listen to good music, wear comfortable clothes, and tattoos and piercings are A-OK! If you are a trustworthy, hard-working, sincere individual with REAL restaurant experience, please stop by and fill out an application.

A few tips:

We need people that can close -- night time availability is a must.

Bring a pen. If you borrow one, you obviously did not come prepared. Not a good sign.

Clean yourself. While we appreciate a nice tattoo sleeve, dirty ripped jeans is not appropriate for a job interview. Try to smell nice.

Be honest. No better way to piss off your new boss than by getting hired under false pretenses. If you aren't available on Thursdays, I need to know. If you tend to get arrested, that is also helpful info, etc.

Other than that, showing up ON TIME is always good. And by on time, I mean 5 minutes early."

Love it!

If not for the fact that "2 adults can dine for around $20" I'd love to work with these people.